I don't know how to cope with the world as it is. Micro-blogging kills. Technological advances in cinema drive people to the brink of suicide. Vampire fantasies have made it so that women can't possibly be satisfied with mere mortals as companions. It's getting so that I don't feel safe to turn on my computer anymore, or go to the movies. Facebook notifications make me cower in fear. Text messages send me over the edge. I saw Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs and it was so very real to me, I'm afraid we might never live in a world where there are jello castles and spaghetti falls from the sky. Frankly, that's just not a world I want to be a part of. I'm too much of a wuss to commit suicide so I think I'm going to go @reply some borderline psychotic incessantly until they put my boring, normal-precipitation-filled, Edward-less existence to a timely end.
Seriously, people! Your reality check is in! Get a grip on it!
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you need to catch up on current affairs. I am talking about Twitter being blamed for a recent NYC murder. Of course, it was Twitter's fault!!! Before Twitter two men would've actually had to argue face-to-face over a women and we all know that type of thing has historically NEVER ended in bloodshed! It couldn't possibly be that the a**hole responsible has no regard for human life. Twitter pulled the trigger. Absolutely.
CNN wrote about an Avatar forum where people (not PERSON, people, as in 'more than one') are expressing their extreme depression and sense of loss that the fantasy world of Pandora isn't real and never will be. Some are having suicidal thoughts because their world is so ordinary. Is there some kind of fund I can donate to in order to get them the help they need? Help to end it all that is. This is the new "natural selection". Maybe we should call it "technological selection".
Twilight phenomenon. I read the first book. It made for half-decent light reading. I couldn't sit through the awful shallow acting in the first movie and didn't attempt the second. However, scores of girls (and sadly, women) relate so strongly to the characters in this series that they compare their real-life relationships. Just Google "post-twilight depression" or "why can't you be more like Edward Cullen" and marvel at the sheer nuttiness. Not only is it crazy with a capital "C" to compare your boyfriend with a FICTIONAL VAMPIRE (I shouldn't have to use the word FICTIONAL because VAMPIRES ARE FICTIONAL. IT'S IMPLIED!!!!) but even if Edward were real, he'd be a terrible boyfriend. He's emotionally stagnant, enigmatic and borderline abusive. If you ladies want a man like that you should have no trouble finding one. Happy trails. (By writing this I have probably lost 6 - 12 of my female friends / readers. I hope they can forgive me.)
I feel for the innovators. They shouldn't have to worry that someone might use their tool as a vehicle for bad blood or be afraid to create a cinematic experience that might be "too real" for some people to handle. Like I said before "survival of the fittest". If you can't take the technology, get out of the way. If you can't separate fact from fiction, you've got bigger problems than you think.